2007 Capital One Bowl Prediction



This prediction was the easiest one we discussed all day… No Brainer… And what makes it even simpler of a choice… Was Florida Soph. QB Tim Tebow’s Girl Friend makes the choice even simpler…. She is Like... Super Nova Hot.... You Go Timmy..!  Mike.. you gotta come see this one.... If she's not his girl friend.. she should be.. Hope its not another Web false rumor....



Michigan’s Head Coach Lloyd Carr quit… After a Fiasco - Disfunctional - Embarasment of a Replacement search.. they hire The WV Mountaineer’s Head Coach Rich Rodriguez.. ...Note: they also hired the WV Basketball Coach last year….. and Rumor has it that are looking at the Volleyball and Tennis coaches… Rumor.. just rumor...

 Lloyd Carr says he’ll coach the Bowl Game.. .But, Coach Rod fires all of the Michigan Assistant coaches less than a week before the game…These are the same coaches that are supposed to coach the Bowl game..……   Daily,  It just gets better and better in AnnArbor …… As a Fellow Big Ten Blogger said… “Wolverines, Take a Swig of Draino and flush your Head Down the Toilet… yur Toast…”

 To Start the year Michigan was 7 to 2 odds to win the BCS championship, only behind USC… Again…. Vegas got that Dead Wrong… Michigan’s Back to Back losses in the “Big House” to start the season to National Champ Application State.. then Oregon brought out the Annual and true Overrated colors of the Wolverine team….

Now.. take this UofM debacle and go play Florida in a Bowl Game .. In Florida.. Plus, Florida is the Current National Champ.. So Michigan could be the first team in History to get beat by 2 National Champs the same year…. Go Blue .. Huh..????

This group of Michigan Seniors has never beaten Ohio State or won a Bowl game… To add to that, Under Carr, Michigan has lost four consecutive bowl games, this will be the Fifth… They have been loosing Bowls ever since these Michiagn Seniors were still in High School…

Butt, Before we go any further.. lets pop the top on another Oberon, fill the Sparty Shot glass with Crown and look at some important Stats….

RPI: Michigan: 80.41, Florida: 90.22, Vegas odds: Michigan 10 point dog….

Tim Tebow, Soph QB at Florida, Heisman Trophy winner, and has a Super HOT girl Friend…. Threw for 3132 yds, rushed for 838. Chad Henne threw for 1565 and leading rusher Mike (Little Brother) Hart ran for 1232.

Florida has scored 517 points, and their opponents 290. Michigan has scored 313 and their opponents 243. Michigan QB was sacked 25 times, Florida QB sacked 12.  Florida has 4 receivers at 500 yrds. And greater, Harvin 781, Caldwell 721, Murphy 544, and Ingram 491 (Almost 500yrds).  Michigan has only 2 with similar yardage, Manningham 1096, and Arrington 729 yrds…

Michigan Rushing yardage 2346, Florida 2372. Passing yardage for Florida 3172, Michigan 2489.   We could go on.. and on.. and on.. …

Another example: Filed Goals.. Florida was 10 for 13.. Michigan was 12 for 19.. all the data looks the same… Florida over Michigan is almost every category.. The Big one that counts is Girl Friend Hottness Factor.. And Tim Tebow take the cake (or Pie…) on that one too…

Florida  37 – Michigan 13


Sparty On..!!!!!

 

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  • 12/27/2007 3:56 PM Big Blue wrote:
    What about the now 5 ineligible morons that can't read a play book or add 6 for a touchdown + 1 for the PAT equals 7?? BC 45 MSU 3 Rest easy campus security, No couch burning or riots on Friday. Just crying!!!
    1. 12/28/2007 1:26 PM John Opie wrote:

      Man .. this kills me.. I can’t believe it.. Dumb Ass kids.. this is a new Era.. New Coach.. They think they can still Taunt the system… Not any more…

      I still think the exceeded expectations for the year..

      And I back MD for sticking to his guns and not letting the guys play.. His rules are law.. and he is laying the foundation for the future.. Yeah.. This will cause me to drink more on the 28th… and I doubt they will win… but… I still back Coach Dantonio… Sparta wasn’t built in a Day…

       

      I think this will send a Strong message to new recruits and players on the Team for 2008 Year…

      Sparty On !!!


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