Football Sage predicts More of the Future....





Opietini The Great…. The Regular Guy’s Sage and Seer…. sees the Spartan Future… Gives a follow up to the last month’s prediction from gazing into the Red Cedar ….Oh…. Opietini…  What more does the year hold for the Spartan Green on the Grid Iron…???

 Opietini, gazing into the Red Cedar, begins his trance and drizzles pearls of Wisdom. To his eyes, the Red Cedar becomes as clear as a window, as open as a door. Through this door to the future, The Seer finds knowledge, and Opietini’s knowledge about future games and key plays is bound to Amaze and Stupefy…..

Hmmmm…..What’s floating by … From the once tawny brown reflection…….  Sept. 1, Great football weather, flip flops and shorts are the dress code… First game…. Not an easy game… The Blazers come in to prove something to their new coach… But the short (5’11”) safeties and corner backs are no match for aerial display by Hoyer’s rifle arm or the much taller Spartan WR and TEs…. Javon is Healthy and proves it by pounding for 150 yards…. “D” makes a statement that their back in town….Passion, Drive, focus seems to be flowing over the Spartan Team… Win: 48 – 21.

 Ah hah! What’s this? Something else is floating by ….After the win over Pitt, the Spartans are in South Bend. ….September 22…..Touchdown Jesus does not help the Spartans…. The Golden Domers get smacked hard in the mouth by a stingy Spartan Defense… Green paint smeared all over their Golden Domes…. But, The Spartans aren’t victors... High points, Hoyer, Ringer, Caulcrick, Thornhill, and SirDarean…. L: 21 – 27  The horror. The horror.

 Look at this! It’s a big brown lump floating by…. Nope it’s just a Wolverine…. Nov. 3… This familiar vision has already been shared, but, ..… the strength of this vision demands This Medium to again foretell: Sparty catches the Skunk Bears napping….A Close game…., The “D’ does not let up, they have the endurance, will, fight, hunger…. I do see Todd Boleski Driving pinpoint accurate kickoffs…. Swenson kicking FG after FG stacking up the 3 pointers along with Ringer and Caulcrick’s crushing runs for a game total of 100 yards each…The Dr. is Jubilant in the end… No one leaves the stadium… Standing ovation for the Boys in Green… MSU 37  - scUM 31… 

'Ghost of the Future!' Opietini exclaimed, 'I fear you more than any spectre I have seen. But as I know your purpose is to do me good, and as I hope The Spartans live to be another team from what they were, I am prepared to bear your company, and do it with a thankful heart. ...River Visions, speak to me.'

 Ahhh…. Something new… Ross-Ade Stadium Nov. 11… And it’s a Road Trip for the SpartyMSU Crew….Hanging out at “501 Bistro” with Dan pouring us generous drinks in Lafayette…. Not the usual fold after the scUM game, “D” is still strong… Spartans are controlled and focused…. Boiler Maker Curtis Painter can’t seem to hit his targets…Painter get sacked 4 times….. Spartans pull out a Win on the Road. A first for the year and an unusual win after a scUM game. The first in years….no let down today.…  Green Wins: 42 - 21
 
It’s a good year for the Spartans…. The River has now gone cloudy… Exhausted, The Great Opietini must now retire to “the Barrel” for a spot of Tequila and an Oberon…..  Final Prognostications to come…..
 
Sparty ON !!!!!!!

 

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  • 7/11/2007 2:33 PM GO BLUE!!! wrote:
    You are being quite optimistic with your poll. 3 wins is the least on the vote. Where is 1, 2, and or especially ZERO???
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